The Newtown Pentacle

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Mayan Apocalypse Countdown: just 7 days left until the 13th b’ak’tun ends, initiating the Mayan Apocalypse on December 21st. Tick, tock.

Additionally, for the sake of “georgetheatheist”, it is now just 17 days to the Honeymooners Marathon.

It is said by adherents to the Christian faith, when discussing their own conception of the end times, that men will witness abominations in the days leading up to the apocalypse. Specific eschatology discusses weirding mixtures of men and beasts, who shall roam amongst us. Muslims too believe that when the last days come, the iron walls of Dhul-Qarnayn will shatter and allow an army of bestial chaos egress to the world of men.

- photo by Mitch Waxman

Just the other day in Manhattan, center of the great human hive, this unholy thing was witnessed moving amongst the crowds. It is realized that we live in a multi cultural society which champions diversity, however, your humble narrator refuses to acknowledge the rights of some escapee from the island of Dr. Moreau. Have the lessons of Orwell’s “Animal Farm” not been absorbed and embraced? Bipedal locomotion is exclusively ours (and the Kangaroos as well, don’t forget them).

- photo by Mitch Waxman

It is a sad state of affairs, that Baphomet the sabbath goat might walk unhindered about the megalopolis, unchallenged and haughty. In the days of Harry Truman or Rudy Giuliani such a thing would never have been allowed. Your humble narrator is preparing the bunker for active duty.

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Written by Mitch Waxman

December 14, 2012 at 12:15 am

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  1. More Signs? *http://tinyurl.com/c3zvf3b*

    “Funny. There is a thread on another site asking people predictions on 12/21/12, people say, nothing will happened that day. I thought after readin’ their comments that’s silly there is always somethin’ happenin’ everyday. What’s normal for a spider is chaos to a fly.”

    ueritemarg

    December 14, 2012 at 3:53 am

  2. 17 Days? I counted 18 Days. This has to be astronomically correct or the Universe will tilt out of order. More investigation is needed. Why you ask? The Honeymooners Marathon.

    (“And the winner is: Ed Norton, The Man From Space” – the Grand Exhalted Mystic Ruler)

    georgetheatheist

    December 14, 2012 at 11:10 am

  3. […] Maritime Sunday is suspended again this week, so as to incorporate the timely but dire warning that another Abomination has been spotted, moving freely through the community. This time the sighting was on Greenpoint Avenue in Sunnyside, whereas the last place and time I reported that such an entity walked amongst us was in Manhattan, back in December of 2012. […]


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