The Newtown Pentacle

Altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi

death pleasing

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– photo by Mitch Waxman

This post was written a couple of days ago, and scheduled (via the WordPress dashboard) for automated dissemination. Our Lady of the Pentacle, our little dog, and myself are already sealed up tight in the sub astorian bunker described in yesterday’s posting. We will miss the world above, Astoria was always a particularly lovely place.

Mayan Apocalypse Countdown: just 1 days left until the 13th b’ak’tun ends, initiating the Mayan Apocalypse on December 21st. Tick, tock.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

On the whole, our regrets are few. It is a shame that the lovely tableaus offered by the megalopolis will soon be replaced by those of a radioactive wasteland, scarred and altered by the arrival of the rogue planet Nibiru. Surely, the world will be reborn, as this fits in neatly with the Mayan conception of reality- the 14th b’ak’tun begins on the 23rd.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

According to the vast hive minds of the Internet, of course, the Mayan cosmology will be just one of the many myth cycle eschatological pay offs which those of you “up top” will experience. Expect to see Loki onboard Hel’s ship on the East River, Dark Angels in the sky, and something akin to a mixing of Monguls and Werewolves riding lizard horses down Broadway. Out in the harbor… let’s just say that something which has been waiting in its tomb- dreaming, but not dead- will awake.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

Look to the northern sky, for Nibiru. It should begin to brighten things up around ten or eleven. Remember to stock up on iodine and duct tape, lords and ladies. The living will envy the dead, and all that…


Written by Mitch Waxman

December 20, 2012 at 12:15 am

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  1. “You said ‘Everybody does the mambo’…you said ‘Everybody does the mambo’?…I don’t do the mambo…Norton doesn’t do the mambo…my GRANDMOTHER never did the mambo!”

    And neither do the Mayans because they’ll be tuning into The Honeymooners Marathon in just 12 days.


    December 20, 2012 at 2:49 am

  2. Mitch: Increase your meds.


    December 20, 2012 at 7:57 am

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