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Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

To begin with, happy 4th of July.

Second, given that we are into our second decade of the “new normal” and all, I think we need to discuss some of these so called “holiday traditions” of ours. Sentimental attachment to the past is something by which we must not be ruled, after all, not in an America hating world which is as cruel and dangerous as this one. Our leaders instruct that all things should now be discussed and considered in the contextual framework of “newspeak” – whether it be the burning of coal for BBQ (climate change contributor), the ritual feasting (obesity epidemic), inebriation (drunk driving checkpoints), or the detonation of small explosives by the gentry (terrorist tendencies). Enjoy your freedom today, just not too much or too loudly, and within the guidelines set down by our ruling committees.

Also, if you see something, say something, and show me your identification papers.

Written by Mitch Waxman

July 4, 2013 at 7:18 am

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