missing dog
-photo by Mitch Waxman
Others have beat me to the punch on sharing this very funny bit of signage, however, it’s too funny not to share.
Spotted on Broadway and 31st street here in Astoria.
-photo by Mitch Waxman
I haven’t spotted the poor beast, but one hopes Killer will be found. Has anyone called the phone number displayed yet?
The Newtown Pentacle 
Hi Mitch,
I can totally understand how Killer and his family must feel me being a 7 foot tall bio-mechanoid xenomorph. People so judge us by appearances and assume that maybe we’ve torn people apart and eaten them or shoved our ovipositors down someone’s throat and planted our embryos in their chest cavities. It’s so hard to meet new people and make friends. Everybody misunderstands me and doubts my motives. Like there was this one time I was taking a nap in some E-1 class lifeboat and when I woke up, I saw this gril in her underwear standing there. Well, all I did was go over to her to say ‘hi’ when BAM! She shot a grappling hook into my gut and blew me out the airlock!
I hope the people who find Killer give him a big hug and show him some love when they reunite him with his family.
Alien
Alien
December 11, 2011 at 11:42 am