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– photo by Mitch Waxman

A freelancer, your humble narrator is always looking for work. Recently spied in Long Island City, there seems to be a company that specializes in a trade I’m interested in.

Is this what “service economy” means?

– photo by Mitch Waxman

Just ask anyone who has ever lent me anything of value how good I am at this. Pretty much anything I touch ends up at least partially ruined, and when one puts his mind to the task… whoa, nelly.

I can’t have anything nice.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

I too offer “Destruction Services”, although my understanding is that large players in the destruction trade, like the United States Marines for instance, play this game at “big league” levels. My destruction business isn’t limited to old files like these guys though, I’ll mess up new stuff too.

Freelance rates will apply.

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Written by Mitch Waxman

March 8, 2012 at 12:15 am

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