The Newtown Pentacle

Altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi

impelled forward

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I want one.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

That’s the Caterpillar AP 1055f Track Asphalt Paver you see in the shot above, which was adorned with stickers indicating its owner (or lessee) was the NYC DOT. One was scuttling around on Broadway on a recent afternoon, heading towards Jackson Heights via Woodside, and this baby was just sitting there waiting to be recorded.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

My instincts tell me that with just a few modifications, this would be an efficacious device to have in case of a zombie outbreak, but the pedants at the DOT was predictably using it for the purpose that it was actually engineered for – road grading and repair.

Combine this gizmo with a couple of those street trenchers I showed you last winter, you’ve got yourself a pretty formidable defense against the undead hordes – imho.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

The manufacturer of this wonderfully complex bit of kit is the Caterpillar company, who build all sorts of giant machines. Their site hosts this page which describes the capabilities, mechanical qualities, and advantages which the device offers – which includes a heated seat for the operator.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

I could not stop myself from thinking about the Cat in the Hat’s “moss-covered three-handled family gradunza” from the Dr. Seuss cartoons when I saw this puppy.

I’m all ‘effed up, of course.

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Written by Mitch Waxman

September 15, 2015 at 11:00 am

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  1. I just love the smell of hot asphalt. Donchu? I wish there was a men’s cologne with that aroma.

    georgetheatheist . . . breathe in and out

    September 15, 2015 at 12:42 pm

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