Move, move, move
Friday

– photo by Mitch Waxman
Lots and lots of tasks needed tending, doctors appointments and other boring mundanities. This has seen me driving around greater Pittsburgh a lot and occasionally sticking the camera through the car’s moon roof when I’m waiting at red lights. I cannot wait for the inevitable day that I have to explain this to a cop at a traffic stop. That’s Downtown Pittsburgh pictured above.
I think this was from the first weekend in June. We experienced a couple of really disconcerting things during this interval. My next door neighbor’s house had a structural fire break out, for instance, which I had a front row seat for. 5 engine companies showed up to put it out. Other insalubrious stuff has happened too, but that’s life in the not so big City, huh?

– photo by Mitch Waxman
Another errand of mine involved bringing the Mobile Oppression Platform into the local Toyota dealership for its 5,000 mile servicing dealie. They rotate the tires and measure the various juices, and plug in a diagnostic device to run some kind of software checks on the various systems under the hood. Warranty maintenance stuff, basically, which is something I need to contractually oblige. It took about 90 minutes and then I was out.
While cooling my heels for the hour and a half, the verticality of the opposite side of the street caught my eye. I think that house is in Beechview, but I’m kind of guessing. I gotta say, if I owned a property here with a yard that had a slope like that, I’d pay whatever I had to for some landscape terracing. Flat areas. Then again, if I do end up owning property at some point, my first priority will be planning and building the boobie traps and kill alleys. That means I’m going to have a long conversation with the Postal and Amazon guys, of course. I’m also going to want to own the mineral rights of the under lands. Coal, yo.

– photo by Mitch Waxman
Pictured above, in the Pittsburgh Borough of Dormont where HQ can be found, is about how bad the Canadian wildfire smoke got for us. It wasn’t anything like what y’all on the East Coast experienced.
!!! HEY, THAT’S THE FIRST TIME I’VE GOTTEN TO SAY THAT! A disaster happened in NYC and I wasn’t in the middle of it! WOW.
Really… Get out while you still can.
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Love the cinderblock car shed 4 stories below the front porch of that house.
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July 2, 2023 at 8:36 pm