The Newtown Pentacle

Monday

– photo by Mitch Waxman

I actually couldn’t believe what I was looking at, and knew that none of my friends from NYC would accept the story, so I took a picture of it. Some guy on my block left his car running, and driver’s side door hanging open, and then went inside his house for some reason. I stood there watching the car idle for a good five minutes, tamping down my innate desire to steal it, just to teach him a lesson. Brooklyn.

People in one of the Facebook groups for my Town/Borough here in Pittsburgh (Dormont) have been complaining of late about people breaking into their cars in the dead of night. The ‘break in’ they describe incorporates no broken windows or jimmied locks, instead their car doors are simply left unlocked. It’s inconvenient to lock them, they say…

The fuck? The stupidest thing in the world is an unlocked door. They apparently do this with their houses too. As in go to sleep at night with the doors open. Brooklyn? Wowza.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

Compared to the real life ‘Batman movie’ which I grew up and spent most of my adult life in back in NYC, Pittsburgh is comparatively ‘safe.’ The City of Pittsburgh is more or less entirely contained within Allegheny County, but the county also encompasses several other satellite communities as well. As of 2022, there were about 1.2 million residents who live in about 546,000 households here in Allegheny County. Also in 2022, there were 129 Homicides, as so reported by the cops. The vast majority of those homicides were ‘kid stuff,’ with gangland and drug trade motivations. That’s a murder rate of 0.01075%, statistically speaking.

“People walk around like they’re safe or something.” That’s something we used to say a lot back in the 1980’s. NYC has a 2022 population of about 8.5 million, and there were 433 murders during that interval, which creates a rate of 0.00509411765%. Thereby, believe it or not, Pittsburgh has a higher murder rate than New York. Saying that, the unlocked door thing contributes to a staggeringly high level of burglary and home invasion which no New Yorker would tolerate. Saying all that, statistics don’t really tell the whole story, and I wonder what those numbers would say if we were to superimpose Pittsburgh’s footprint over part of the NY/NJ metro area (say, I dunno, Western Queens), an area whose population represented just 1.2 million citizens, and then do a 1 for 1 comparison.

As I’ll often point out – Y’know who has most of the world’s lightbulbs, or toilet seat covers, or pencils… China, followed by India. Know why? Lots and lots of Chinese and Indian people who live in cities. Want to light up a Republican’s cloister? Tell them that China has more or something than America does.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

As I’ve mentioned a few times, I find the criminals and street people of Pittsburgh absolutely adorable. They’re so obvious. Saying that, there’s rough customers here whom you definitively don’t want to deal with, and this part of the country is extremely well armed. I recently saw a news report about the Cops holding a fair to make it easier to get a concealed carry permit for the pistoleer crowd. The Cops!

Me? I carry a camera, not a gun, at least not yet. I lock my car doors, and the last thing I’ll do before going to bed is to methodically visit all the doors and windows in the house to ensure that they are securely locked up. I don’t leave my car door open with the engine running, and whereas I hate the phrase ‘keep your head on a swivel,’ that’s the way I learned to live my life back in NYC.

Back tomorrow with something else, at this – your Paranoid Pentacle.

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