Archive for the ‘Long Island City’ Category
crude diagrams
Today’s post takes a walk around Long Island City.
– photo by Mitch Waxman
Having a few minutes to kill, your humble narrator will often wind up wandering all about the neighborhoods, and Hunters Point in particular is a frequent destination these days. Pictured above, the Long Island Railroad at work. There is no rhyme or reason at work as to why I wind up at one spot or another. Rather, I’m due at some location or another later in the day or evening, and were I to not take the “scenic route,” my arrival would be suspiciously early.
Luckily, Queens gets me to where I need to be, and never disappoints.
– photo by Mitch Waxman
Whimsy and intuition guide my steps, sometimes leading me into dimly lit subterranean ceramic corridors whose underground expanses honeycomb the human hive. Inevitably, access to the street will appear, but one fears whatever might lurk beyond the oddly alloyed gates which guard against casual access to that which might be beyond. Other times, one has found himself upon towers and bridges, in contrast.
You never know what Queens wants you to see, trust in her.
– photo by Mitch Waxman
Eventually, of course, one must get back to the business at hand. A meeting or job somewhere has to get done, and the world will shatter and spin off of its access if your humble narrator doesn’t get it done. At least in those interludes between tasks, one can find a few minutes to walk the earth and listen to what Queens is trying to say.
It should be mentioned though, that Queens speaks something like a hundred languages all at the same time, a cacophony which sounds a bit like thunder.
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Want to see something cool? June 2013 Walking Tours–
The Poison Cauldron– Saturday, June 15, 2013
Newtown Creek walking tour with Mitch Waxman and Atlas Obscura, tickets now on sale.
Kill Van Kull– Saturday, June 22, 2013
Staten Island walking tour with Mitch Waxman and Working Harbor Committee, tickets now on sale.
The Insalubrious Valley– Saturday, June 29, 2013
Newtown Creek walking tour with Mitch Waxman and Newtown Creek Alliance, tickets now on sale.
wriggling out
Today’s post is about things that really suck.
– photo by Mitch Waxman
As often described, one of the many odd things about your humble narrator is my ability to suddenly notice an incongruous pattern or subtle environmental alteration invisible to others.
Something that has popped up recently are a large number of vacuum trucks plying area streets. The crew hard at work in the shot above was cleaning a noisome and aromatic sewer found at the foot of the Pulaski Bridge in Hunters Point, and they seemed to be doing an admirably sucky job.
– photo by Mitch Waxman
This truck sucks. It didn’t seem to be sucking in anything other than fuel at the gas station on the corner of Steinway and Northern, but it still had the potential to massively suck. It is, in fact, labeled as being a “Supersucker.”
– photo by Mitch Waxman
Greenpoint too, it seems, needs trucks that suck. Observed turning north onto West Street from Greenpoint Avenue with the Eberhard Faber Pencil Factory behind it, this massive machine seemed to possess a capability to suck harder than the other two, combined, could.
This odd predilection of mine, noticing hidden patterns and odd coincidences hidden around the blasted heaths of the Northern Brooklyn and Western Queens, often reveals things that just completely suck.
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Want to see something cool? June 2013 Walking Tours-
The Poison Cauldron– Saturday, June 15, 2013
Newtown Creek walking tour with Mitch Waxman and Atlas Obscura, tickets now on sale.
Kill Van Kull– Saturday, June 22, 2013
Staten Island walking tour with Mitch Waxman and Working Harbor Committee, tickets now on sale.
The Insalubrious Valley– Saturday, June 29, 2013
Newtown Creek walking tour with Mitch Waxman and Newtown Creek Alliance, tickets now on sale.
writhing mass
In today’s post- a vehicle accident in DUPBO, LIC.
– photo by Mitch Waxman
Happily perambulating upon Jackson Avenue in venerable Hunter Point recently, a cacophony of automotive horns heralded my arrival in DUPBO- Down Under the Pulaski Bridge Onramp- at the corner of Vernon and Jackson. I have actually used Vernon Jackson as an alias, in the past, it should be noted. To my ears, Vernon Jackson is an extremely credible sounding name, the sort of handle which a bounty hunter or hard hitting journalist might be blessed with.
At any rate, there was an awful traffic tie up, and even the legendary patience of the Queens driver was wearing thin.
– photo by Mitch Waxman
Motorists in Queens, it should be pointed out, drive angry. The slightest transgression- not immediately hitting the gas at the precise second which a red light turns green, slowing down for any reason, allowing a passenger to debark the automobile- is greeted by an enthusiastic usage of the horn. There is also a societal taboo against going around an obstacle, and one is obliged to sit and honk at an obstruction until it is cleared away. In the case of this particular tie up, it seemed that an “accidental” had occurred.
– photo by Mitch Waxman
Such “accidentals” are common, here in this place where highways and rail systems converge upon and feed into those narrow corridors which allow egress to the Shining City. Literally hundreds of thousands of vehicles cross western Queens on any given day, the odds that collisions wouldn’t proliferate would be astronomical. When I say “collision,” it is because I presume that both of the unfortunate conveyances found at the center of this scene were in motion.
Were one of them static, it would instead be an “allision.”
– photo by Mitch Waxman
The honking continued as I wove my way though tangle, on my way to Greenpoint. During my walk from Astoria, a roughly one and one half mile saunter accomplished in roughly forty minutes, I observed two vehicle accident scenes like this. One wonders if there is some database out there which describes the quantity of vehicular incidents in any given neighborhood?
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Want to see something cool? June 2013 Walking Tours-
The Poison Cauldron– Saturday, June 15, 2013
Newtown Creek walking tour with Mitch Waxman and Atlas Obscura, tickets now on sale.
Kill Van Kull– Saturday, June 22, 2013
Staten Island walking tour with Mitch Waxman and Working Harbor Committee, tickets now on sale.
The Insalubrious Valley– Saturday, June 29, 2013
Newtown Creek walking tour with Mitch Waxman and Newtown Creek Alliance, tickets now on sale.






























