The Newtown Pentacle

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perfect service

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– photo by Mitch Waxman

A recent malfunction in one of the many Con Ed street pits here in blessed Astoria drew the somewhat swift response of service crews. It was only three days before they arrived at the spot where vaporous exhalations from the street had spewed, and they quickly set up for their task. Before long, a series of intense blue white flashes and a sound best described as “popping” sent them back into their service vehicle. They were summoning additional help.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

A truck arrived, which had some sort of suction hose on it. The truck was very noisy, reminding one of the sound which might be made by a congress of baboons all vacuuming at the same time. The Con Ed employee was not actually a speedster whose movements were reminiscent of the Flash character of DC Comics fame, instead these are timed exposures which allowed the shutter to stay open for some 15 seconds. I know its difficult to accept that these guys actually move this much in 15 seconds, given the reputation of Union Labor in quasi municipal employ, but there you go.

– photo by Mitch Waxman

One prefers instead to believe that the Flash, and other meta human beings, would find easy employment in the municipal services which keep New York City’s fuse from burning away. In my estimate, the City at any given moment in only half an hour from total collapse. We live amongst a series of highly volatile dominoes kept from detonation only by the constant maintenance and tinkering of an army of labor. Somewhere in the Bronx just now, a Union guy casually tightened a screw whose failure would have otherwise unleashed the beast of Armageddon, while in Staten Island- a frayed strand of wire threatens the entire municipality with unthinkably dire and entirely existential implications.

Written by Mitch Waxman

February 20, 2013 at 12:15 am

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  1. Mitch, here’s a way to round up some $ to get that lens you want: sell tickets to look out your window(s)! Maybe $100 for an hour’s viewing? $125/hour to move to round to the other windows? +$25 additional still camera usage. +50 video. +$75 for artist’s easel set-up. There’s a gold mine in your pad.

    georgetheatheist . . . possibly sagacious

    February 20, 2013 at 11:43 am

  2. […] the posting “perfect service” a few days ago, the tableau of a Con Ed street repair was described. The gentlemen who […]

  3. […] were not so lucky. For the first installment of this ongoing urban epic, vist the post “perfect service” and the ancillary “shrank […]

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